Funny t-shirts and offensive t-shirts ... a must wear when you are going out of town.

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By: Vikram kuamr

Going out of town, to the beaches or to the mountains to have some piece of mind, out of the middle of a financial district, away from the noise, don’t forget your funny t-shirt. “If you see a police warn a brother t-shirt.” It can really make people have that sheepish laugh especially when you carry it with style. Don’t forget to wear your elegant men sandals and blue jeans to pair it with. Or, if you really want to enjoy your bus ride to a provincial town, you can choose to wear your yellow offensive t-shirt “Mellow stages”; your talkative bus seat mate will get the message that you need peace and quiet. Take time to smile once in awhile, appropriately, so at least they won’t take you as super stressed out, especially when you are riding with your boss for a company outing.

How about if you are paired with your officemate, whom you are trying to be cordial with, but never wouldn’t want to do anything with her because you have some other things in mind, at the moment, never offend her by pouting, or snickering or whatever...just wear your offensive t-shirt “I only drink to make you interesting”, but continue to be a good boy as you are, but never ever get yourself drunk in front of her or you will get into trouble! To be safe just wear your funny t-shirt called “Tw@T” t-shirt, the problem here is if she really likes you, you better be careful.

You want to be sheik by wearing a vintage t-shirt over the weekend outing, tryout your funny t-shirt “I have seen Elvis,” pair it with white denim corduroy knee length with your leather masculine sandals. Don’t forget to have your feet nails trimmed, to complete the Elvis style look. You may choose to wear sun shades, if you are in for a beach resort. If you can carry your offensive t-shirt called “Phat boy sumo t-shirt” pair it with your khaki shorts and blue sneakers, just make it sure there are no sumos around, unless you know your taekwondo or ninja tricks very well. Boxing won’t do, especially when a real sumo starts running after you, you better be a fast runner, if you dare to wear an offensive t-shirt like a “Phat boy summo t-shirt.”

Do you really make it to the climb or just stay at the resort, if you opt to read your favorite book “The Fast Forward MBA in Project Management by Eric Verzuh”, and almost all your colleagues would want to climb the mountains, you can change into your funny t-shirt called “Life guard vest”, but be sure you know how to save a person from drowning, just in case somebody shouts “I am drowning!” Okay, that’s too much for you, why not try wearing your offensive t-shirt called “The Priory clinic Rebab is for quitters t-shirt” then start reading your Verzuh collection.

You decided to change your mind and join in the climbing troupe, wear your funny t-shirt “I beat anorexia look”, so when you are already on top of the mountain, and you need to eat some sugar jellies to keep you going on, you won’t feel bad if you ate your share in one gulp, because your knees are already shaking, just be sure you are not near your dream gal, okay. Or, if you want to really make them grin while you drink lots of your mineral water, you can still opt to wear your offensive t-shirt “I only drink to make you interesting.”

Have fun with your new T’s!

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There are many ways if you want to be funny, but don’t have the heart to do so because you just came in from a highly stressed weekend. Visit online resource for funny t-shirts and offensive t-shirts

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